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Rockton and Roscoe Named #1 Best Cities To Live In Where Giving a Flying F*ck Is NOT Required

Rockton and Roscoe Named #1 Best Cities To Live In Where Giving a Flying F*ck Is NOT Required
Caucasians have enjoyed migrating to Roscoe and Rockton , IL, since the early 90s to not give a flying f*ck about the rest of mankind, culture and world peace.

Caucasians have enjoyed migrating to Roscoe and Rockton , IL, since the early 90s to not give a flying f*ck about Rockford, the rest of mankind, culture and world peace.

Rockford, IL – Awards season has been kind to the city of Rockford. Fortune Magazine released their annual Best Of list today and Rockford was named the #2 City in America to live in where giving a flying f*ck is not required!

However, it was the super power caucasian cities known as Roscoe and Rockton, Illinois, that tied for the number one spot!  A good year for northern Illinois cities altogether.  Congrats!

Top 10 American Cities To Live In Where Giving a Flying F*ck Is Not required:

10. Cherry Valley, IL
9. Winnebago, IL
8. Belvedere, IL
7. Freeport, IL

6. Detroit, MI
5. Machesney Park, IL
4. Loves Park, IL
3. Beloit, WI
2. Rockford, IL
1. TIE!  Roscoe, IL and Rockton, IL

–Alonzo Bottums



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