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29 Arrests Made in Massive Rockford Vision Ring Bust

Rockford, IL – 29 people have been charged with conducting “Vision” stuff.  Real, original, excellent law enforcement agents helped conduct the largest Vision bust in the city’s history.  A lifetime supply of Chick-Fil-A sandwiches was confiscated and will be handed out at the next Vision Rally.  You’ll learn more when we know less.


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