Archive
Back to homepage
Rascal To Open New Dealership And Repair Center In Rockford, IL
Rockford, IL – Rascal, the industry leader in motorized wheel chairs, has decided to open a sales and repair facility in downtown Rockford. The company is already rolling on plans to get the dealership up and running by spring of
Read More
Blonde Rockford Mom Attacks Shoppers With Lawnmower
ROCKFORD, OF ILLINOIS, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, OF NORTH AMERICA, OF EARTH, OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S LAUGHING AT US – A local woman (blonde, single mom, nice body, etc.) started a lawnmower and chased people away from sales
Read More
Dreams Run Away, We Know Why
Rockford, IL– Any dream can run away at any time if the circumstances are right. Believe me, if they’re under enough stress, any dream can justify running away. Don’t forget the golden rule of chasing waterfalls by TLC, running away
Read More
Local Criminals Giving Thanks For Free XBox Machine
Rockford, IL – Local criminals have gathered by the dozens throughout the Northern IL state-line. They are giving thanks today to all home-owners, businesses, and pedestrians that have helped them achieve and obtain everything they could’ve ever needed to be
Read More
Where’s Rick? There’s Larry! #3
Rick Nielsen Sighting provided by Lee Bottoms, Rockford, IL: “My boy Gourden and I were so bored on Saturday. We head on up to the Taco Bell on East State Street to use they WiFI every now and then so
Read More
Man Batters Woman
Rockfart , IL – A mentally challenged husband battered his wife less than one hour after RKFDP SWAT (Rockford Dream Police) officers answered an SOS call at their home. Mick Rickles, 56, battered his wife Patsy with a mixture of milk
Read More