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People To Creep: 👏 Bob LaBlaw 👏
The RKFDnews staff trolls the Northern IL’s anti-social media landscape each year for local celebrities to feature. 2020 is sure to be an exciting year for sharing memes, recipes, family photos, tasteless jokes, sarcastic hashtags, event invites, and political opinions.
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Rockford Ad Firm Celebrates Five Years In Business At Chili’s
Rockford, IL – Rockford area ad firm, Extinguished Inc., celebrated their five year anniversary as a business last week. The firm’s founding owners and life partners, Jerry Smith and Chad Ups, treated the staff to a half-day off by forcing
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North Main and Riverside Construction Continues to Slow Down Drivers and Speed Up Fast Food Sales
Rockford, Illinois — Time is money. So it’s said. Road construction in Rockford, Illinois, is putting a new positive spin on the life metaphor. RkfdNews’s partners, Digging Deeper Into The Black Hole That’s Located Inside Our City’s Mind Department, has revealed that time
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Good Year Pimps Graphics Design Discovered On Saved Downtown Fire Hard Drive
A hard drive belonging to area hip hop legends, The Good Year Pimps, has been discovered and saved from the horrible events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford. If someone knows where and how to get ahold of Hilly, Stu, Tony,
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Expired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante
Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford, Illinois. No further information is known about the deceased, empty factory building that once employed human beings. Remnants
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Many Locals Report Foul Manure Smell From Downtown Has Permeated Over The Entire City of Rockford
Rockford, IL — Here is an unbelievably true story we read on the internet yesterday that was initiated by one of our favorite local artists. Poop stinks, and oh boy, the smell of poop has permeated throughout Rockford. We here
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