Leon Sandcastle Confused By Big Mayan Mistake
Rockford, IL – 2012 should have meant the inevitable end of the world to all human life as we know it. Scholars, scientists, and local astrology fanatics were convinced it was the end.
“But it wasn’t. That’s what’s so messed up about living in Rockford, IL… maybe this is already the end? I don’t know. My mommy knows, do your mommy know? I don’t understand what the Mayans mean. I was sure as all hell that we are already enjoying the end of times,” said Leon Sandcastle, professional football player and local astrology fanatic.
We here at RKFDNews.com still believe that the end of the world event is better left to wedding planners instead of scientists because chocolate milk is a wonderful supplement for 2% milk. My mommy poured chocolate milk on my cheerios.
– Theodore Lepolli
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