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ROCKFORD, IL – A Man dressed in a bunny suit was stabbed by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers Saturday night. The Man attacked 3 children and a dog with candy and treats around supper time. Sources say it was
Read MoreCarp Training Available 0
ROCKFORD- Midwestern Carp Trainer Academy is a cutting-edge program designed to give you the skills needed for a successful career in the Carp training field. This program is created and taught by professional trainers with extensive experience. This 5-day training workshop is
Read MoreMap of Most Fertile Forest City Crime Region Revealed 0
Rockford, IL – A map revealing the most fertile crime region in the city of Rockford, IL, was released by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) earlier today. The areas on the map highlighted in pink show the highest amount of crime. Crime
Read MorePeter Venkman Endorses Kleen and Hughes’ Mayoral Campaigns
Rockford, IL – Dr. Peter Venkman, professional Ghostbuster, threw his endorsement hat into the 2013 Rockford Mayoral race for both Michael Kleen and Jim Hughes. Each are running for Mayor Barry Morrisson’s prized throne. “I see great opportunities to fight
Read MoreMayor Morrison Reveals Campaign Truck
Rockford, IL – The election race for Rockford’s mayor heated up today when Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his 2013 campaign truck. The election is on April 9th, 2013 which gives the other candidates–Republican, Michael Kleen, and Democrat, James Hughes–at least
Read MoreHouse Fire on the Far East Side
Rockford, IL – A house fire on the Far East Side claimed the life of a dog, three birds and a small cat. No other information is available.
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