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Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies. The unanimous approval
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Rochellian Man Goes Craysee In Dixon
Dixon, IL – A Rochellian man has been arrested for allegedly waving a sharpened deer skull at law enforcers who were investigating a report about unruly conduct at a relative’s trailer in Dixon, Illinois, yesterday. The sheriff’s department spokesman, Monsignor
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Your City, Your Story, Not Ours: “Heyyyyy!!!”
Rockford, IL -Internet videos by Rockford area locals are helping the community feel better about the realities of life. Here begins our first initial installment in the Your City, Your Story, Not Ours division of RKFDNEWS.com. Please visit YourCityYourStory.com to
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Firemen Chase Man In Shark Suit
Rockford, IL– Local Firefighters responding to a bogus heart attack call on the Far West Side noticed a man–possibly a politician–in a shark suit knocking on doors and peering into windows. RKFDFCFP (Rockford Forest City Fire Prevention) agents chased him
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Rockford Dream Police Shoot Dog and Kill Cat
ROCKFORD, IL – RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot a cute dog and killed an extremely fertile cat on West State Street. No other information is available. You will know more when we know less. – Ron Kites
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Great Reviews For Carp Festival
Nick A Las Conservatory Garners National Attention For Historic Pet Carp Pool and Sin-A-Sippy Carp Pond Ranked #1 of 20 attractions in the Rkfd area; voted #6 attraction our of 50 in the United States for fishy conservatory projects. Type: Carp Pond and
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