Firemen Chase Man In Shark Suit
Rockford, IL– Local Firefighters responding to a bogus heart attack call on the Far West Side noticed a man–possibly a politician–in a shark suit knocking on doors and peering into windows. RKFDFCFP (Rockford Forest City Fire Prevention) agents chased him for 3 blocks until he gave up. “It was easy, a fish out of water is a fire we can handle,” said Blaze Worthington, a local firefighter/crime fighter.
RKFDDDP might start cross training our firemen and hand out pistols next month to help cover RKFDP’s (Rockford Dream Police) staff shortage caused by city officials dressed in shark suits.
Thoughts? Nevermind.
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