Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies.
The unanimous approval is another victory for Rockford area homosexuals who have been hoping and praying to God and Mayor Barry Morrison for tax cuts on Dodge Hemi truck purchases intended for recreation and life planning.
“This is a major victory for me and my gorgeous yellow Hemi. It has 4 mufflers,” said Neil Hutchinson. “Hopefully this opens the doors for more gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Billies being approved by Rockford leaders.”
Trixie Scotch, a local heterosexual stripper, told RKFDnews.com: “My friend Lisa loves her shoes and sleeps with them, takes showers with them, oils them, hugs and kisses them. It’s real love. I hope Lisa can marry her shoes in Rockford one day.”
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