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2013 FIRST ROCKFORD BABY – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd was the Rockford area’s first born baby at 12:00:08 AM on January 1st, 2013. The young male boy was born to a single father, Chadwhick Svaydohlberg the IInd. The wandering mother was
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President’s Bus Drives Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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Child From Happy Family Believes He’s a Pony
Rockford, IL – Steve Baxter, 10, is like most kids around Rockford, IL– most days. The young Baxter enjoys sleeping through math and science, loves gym class and can’t wait for lunch with his friends. However, unlike most kids in Rockford,
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Morning After Results: Bears Vs. Rams
Packer Fans Claim They Have Hotter Bodies Week 3 in the NFL sees the Chicago Bears taking on the St. Louis Rams. The game is currently in the second quarter and we are predicting that the Green Bay Packers fans
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School Lockdown Started By Vegan Student
A small 4th or 5th grade vegan student , thought to be armed with a rubberband and a stack of paperclips, led police on a brief foot chase Thursday afternoon and triggered a soft lockdown of a local grade school.
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iPhone 5 Expected To Bring Local Jobs
Apple is holding a national event today at which the iPhone 5 is expected to be announced. Fans of the iPhone have been holding off on purchases in anticipation of the new version…
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