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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death
Rockford, IL – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today. The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and
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Forest City Fashion: Bedazzled Jeans Transforming Rockford
Rockford, IL – Men and women of all shapes and sizes have been bedazzling Rockford’s fashion transformation with plastic jeweled jeans. These hot jeans are also transforming Rockford’s night life according to sexy locals. Jeannie Sartonio, 19 year old single
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Forest City Fashion: Local Scarves On Sale Downtown
Rockford, IL – Local scarves for men, women, young adults, teenagers, and children of all sizes are now on sale. According to the mayor at last week’s city council meeting, you can find the local scarves downtown in a cafe
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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes
Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years. Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40
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Big Balloon Go Pop Over Rockford, River Sharks Eat Family of 6
Rockford, IL – A large hot air balloon carrying a family of six took off from the west side of Rockford on Sunday morning and attempted to fly to the east side of Rockford. A crowd of east-siders gathered in
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Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies. The unanimous approval
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