Another Stabbing Occurs While Another Egg Sandwich Is Prepared

ROCKFORD, OF ILLINOIS, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, OF NORTH AMERICA, OF EARTH, OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S LAUGHING AT US – A man has stabbed at least 5 family members but got great deals on stuff and things at BLAH blah blah BLAH BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH stabbing them BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH hurting poor innocent people BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH police called BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH BLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAHBLAH blah blah BLAH BLAH blah blah BLAH stabbing them repeatedly BLAH BLAH BLAH but a delicious egg sandwich–not on the menu at iHOP–was prepared by their head chef for a hungry child.
– Jay Vannigan
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