Rockford Scanner Defeated by Totalitarianism, Fascism, Socialism, and a touch of Communism

by Ron Kites | September 17, 2013 8:39 PM

Rockford Scanner Taken Down[1]Rockford, IL – We will miss you for every smile and laugh you gave our staff around the clock.  Rest in peace or until you come back with major changes made to accomodate our city’s leaders, RockfordScanner[2].  The very popular facebook page founded by local scanner and airplane enthusiast, Ricky Traeger, was forced to take down their scanner page today by Rockford’s Dream Police Chief, Tchad Theoperson.[3]

Though the truth has been kept hush hush and Rockford Scanner removed the reason from their website as to why they had to execute their popular regional crime feed, we’d like to thank Google–the almighty Google–for making a cache copy available for our team to unearth.  You can’t tell Google to hide the truth, Rockford, click here.[4]

You know times are tough when your Chief of the Dream Police and whoever is making more nonsense happen down at City Hall needs the popular facebook page that reports local crime on the minute around the clock to 40,000 plus people in our community is taken down. Jesus Christ, Rockford, go on and hang yourselves on a cross while you can because a SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE operated by an airplane and scanner hobbyist (that we’d like to call a staff hero) with his good-hearted friends and family were defeated by totalitarianism, fascism, socialism and a touch of communism today.

A fucking pathetic use of time on our city’s leaders parts to shut down a poor, violent community’s access to an internet operation that wanted to deliver information concerning the community in a free country–supposedly (while we laugh and ponder NSA, Patriot Act, Verizon, Snowden).  RS was rooted in alerting the community what our tax-paid leaders won’t and have no time or employees and funds to do such with. These people at RockfordScanner did it for the love of the community without tax-payer dollars going to them, for free– The Rockford Way!  You’d think that’d be championed.

God forbid the public knows about crimes being performed in their neighborhoods before the 1% of our community’s superiors know, while they sleep in their nice homes and never have to worry about what it’s like to be unemployed, lose a house, worry for your family’s health and security in a city that’s disintegrating like fire to water.  What is wrong with you, Rockford?  Why do you take it?  Why do you bend over and continue to take it from your superiors and overweight neighbors?  Aren’t you tired or at least fat on your own pride from being tired?

Don’t worry about little crimes though, a stolen hood still means you have to call back days later to have the dispatch lady begrudgingly[5] assign a cop to write up a report that you need for your insurance company in the dead of winter. Ah, the awful truth lingers the lightless streets of Rockford, IL, at night. What a naughty city, top to bottom.

Anyway, meet our beauty columnist Barry– he is a very handsome man in an ugly town!

– Ron Kites

 

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  1. [Image]: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Frockfordscanner.com%2F2013%2F09%2F17%2Fpossible-changes-to-rockford-scanner-today%2F
  2. RockfordScanner: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Frockfordscanner.com%2F2013%2F09%2F17%2Fpossible-changes-to-rockford-scanner-today%2F
  3. was forced to take down their scanner page today by Rockford’s Dream Police Chief, Tchad Theoperson.: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Frockfordscanner.com%2F2013%2F09%2F17%2Fpossible-changes-to-rockford-scanner-today%2F
  4. Though the truth has been kept hush hush and Rockford Scanner removed the reason from their website as to why they had to execute their popular regional crime feed, we’d like to thank Google–the almighty Google–for making a cache copy available for our team to unearth.  You can’t tell Google to hide the truth, Rockford, click here.: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Frockfordscanner.com%2F2013%2F09%2F17%2Fpossible-changes-to-rockford-scanner-today%2F
  5. begrudgingly: https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=begrudgingly&spell=1&sa=X&ei=6AU5UvH9HI-qyQGa1YHIDQ&ved=0CCkQvwUoAA
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