Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “That Smell” Named City Song
Rockford, IL – A new city anthem was designated for Rockford, Illinois, last night by a bunch of drunks who pick the same songs in every bar from every digital jukebox. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “That Smell” beat out Damn Yankees’ “Higher” and Dave Matthews Band’s “Crash”.
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