North Main St. Billboard Replaces Drivers Vision With VISON
Rockford, IL – The race for Rockford’s next mayor is speeding up to an April 9th election day finish. Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his latest campaign message on a billboard located a block away from the Olympic Tavern on N. Main St. If you’re heading South on Main St. towards Fulton from Riverside, you’ll see Morrison’s 2013 marketing campaign message, “VISON. LEADERSHIP. RESULTS.” staring you in the face. Keep your eyes on the road, though, and don’t let your personal vision be affected by second guessing the spelling of Mayor Morrisson’s campaign message, “VISON.” Listen to the campaign’s spokesperson, Arnold Swarzenegger, explain Mayor Morrisson’s marketing message below for a better understanding of this misspelled marketing trick that Morrisson’s team has psychologically unleashed on Rockford voters before April 9th, 2013.
You’ll know more when we know less.™
– Lisa Soland
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