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Frank Lloyd Wright’s ‘Laurent’ House Collapses During Museum Opening
Rockford, IL – Misery surely loves the f**k out of Rockford’s company. The entire roof of Frank Lloyd Wright’s historic Laurent House collapsed after heavy rain hit it during its inaugral opening this weekend as a public museum. Its debut was
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Black Bear Lassoed, Shot 4 Times, Escapes – Rockford Prays for Safety
Rockford, IL – A Black Bear was discovered roaming through Rockford, IL today. It was finally tracked down in the parking lot of the Garrison School Lofts on 1105 N Court St. near North Main Street. Non-coincidently, The Garrison Lofts are
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Bald Eagle attacks mans genitals
ROCKFORD—- A bald eagle a hawk and a blue heron walk into a bar…… You will know nothing when we say something.
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Machesney Park Man Builds Working Lightsaber in Garage
MACHESNEY PARK—- A Machesney Park man built a working lightsaber and accidentally killed the family dog “Snookums Pandabear Kill Kill II” and injured his longtime boyfriend Eugene Thompson.”I was trying to work out the bugs”, said Raymond Grehmah. No other
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