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Diana Ross Rewrites Hit For Transform Rockford
ROCKFORD– Diana Ross loves Rockford (she has a cousin from Durand) and to show her appreciation she changed the lyrics to one of her biggest hits,and promises to gives proceeds to our beloved city’s biggest political/feelgood hit of the summer
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Man Wakes Up Realizes Wife Has Been Right All Along
ROCKFORD- A Rockford man woke up Sunday morning and realized his wife has been right this whole time. Jacob Kern woke up just like every other morning but this one was different. “My wife has been telling me things for
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Transform Rockford Sex Tape Movie Released
Rockford, IL – After months of visioning, town forums, presentations and community data gathering, Transform Rockford released it’s first movie this weekend to help the city of Rockford, IL, feel better by 2025 or something close to it (according to
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The Rockford Spotted Cow Tee – Profits Breakdown
Here are the profits breakdown. You have until July 28th, 2014 to pre-order 50 shirts. It won’t be available anywhere else once this campaign has failed or succeeds. Click on the image to go to the campaign page. There
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Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies
Rockford, IL – The emergence of evil, unethical and greedy Rockford Ponies brought a savior for our nice, hard working horsies to our Chicago-Rockford International Airport last week. Air Horse One, a special designed Boeing 727 airplane, is making regular
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