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Partier Overdoses From Krockadyle Drug – Krokodil™ Inventor Furious at Rockford Party People
Rockford, IL – He is certainly the type of person who does not like to party. It’s no wonder that the Krokodil™ inventor, Igor Nahallaha, has spoken out to RKFD News about a “Rockford idiot steal my alligator medicine invention and make
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Large Rabbit Mauls Woman
An out-of-control, 200-pound rabbit named “Sunshine” that had recently been given Xanax apparently went berserk and mauled a woman in Rockford, leaving her in critical condition. The owner of the rabbit Jayrod Hennigren stabbed him multiple times after the Monday
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Father Yes Son
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Elderly Woman Stabbed on Far West Side
At least 14 pieces of toast were battered this morning and one elderly woman named Vince was stabbed on the Far West Side. No other information is available and we do not really care because today is our one year
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Symbol to get face lift. Why?
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford’s big, red, ugly–we still can’t figure out what it is–sculpture will get a fresh coat of paint on Tuesday. Why? We don’t know. Symbol, which is located along the east bank of the Rock River south
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Naked Man Rides Down West State Street On Scooter With Giant Cross
ROCKFORD, IL – Millions of people are bitten by elderly women every year in the United States. Most of the bites aren’t serious but many do result in time lost from work, a pile of medical bills, and mental suffering.
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