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Oprah Attacks Small Child
“If a tree falls in Rockford and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality. If you are reading this and want
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Weird Couple Scare Children at Local Pool
ROCKFORD, IL – As I drive through the hip art community, here along the River District in sunny Rockford, I often catch a glimpse of that famous bumper sticker proclaiming “Art Saves Lives”! Can it really? I ponder. Why yes
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Catfish Kills Children
Rockford, IL – John Rigsby left family members clinging to a capsized pontoon in a brown sea of stinging catfish, swimming at least 200 feet and climbing rocks at the shoreline in pitch blackness to reach help at the first
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New City Poll Reveals Rockfordians Are, In Fact, Insane
Poll HAHAHA What games did you most like to play outside in the summer of 69 with Bryan Adams? Kick the cat. Hoprob. Jump your neighbor. Porchdrunk Methyland Windows and Ladders. Punch a Rockford Paparozzi Prophet Definition of POLLtarde HAHAHA 1
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Lion attacks children at local Zoo.
ROCKFORD — Beloit’s military toppled the city’s first independently elected president Wednesday night and reportedly put him under house arrest while rounding up some of his top supporters like Supply Corn and the Bee Moe Better Bank even as the deposed
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