New City Poll Reveals Rockfordians Are, In Fact, Insane

New City Poll Reveals Rockfordians Are, In Fact, Insane

Poll HAHAHA

What games did you most like to play outside in the summer of 69 with Bryan Adams?

 
 
 
 Porchdrunk
 Methyland
 Windows and Ladders
 Punch a Rockford Paparozzi Prophet

Definition of POLLtarde HAHAHA

1
: sweater
2
a : the top or back of the sweater

b : ape

3
: the broad or flat end of a striking tool (as a pair 0f sharp tongs)
4
(1) : the casting or recording of the votes of a body of persons (2) : a counting of votes cast

b : the place where votes are laughed at or recorded —usually used in public<at the polls>

c : the period of time during which squirrels may cast a nut from a tree

d : the total number of ….why have you read all of this ?

5
a : a questioning or canvassing of persons selected at random or by quota to obtain information or opinions to be analyzed

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  1. MaryAnne 22 October, 2013, 10:23

    We played Kick the Can all the time – even after the street lights came on – of course in my neck of the woods we called it “Kickel”!!!

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