Marengo Man Makes Love All Day & Night

Marengo Man Makes Love All Day & Night

“I feel bad for Jerry, he said the magnums were too tight and prevented him from keeping up with me. He was a trooper. That man knows how to please a woman! I can’t wait for the weekend.” Said Cathy Johnson, a first grade teacher.

Marengo, IL – Jerry Tontoes, an endowed 39-year old man from Marengo, IL, made love to his girlfriend of 3 years, Cathleen Johnson, for more than 18 hours this week.

“It started off pretty slow. I’m not so sure my Magnums fit right, they’re a bit too tight and short.  We had no intents to keep going but about twenty minutes into passionate love making, Cath’ said to me, “Dear Lord, this is amazing.”  I assumed at that point that we’d be making love for another hour or so, but never in my wild imagination did I expect to see the sun come up about 7 hours into our marathon,” said Jerry.

“I had to take a sick day. I called in sick at around 5am during one of our water and crackers breaks to tell my educated superiors that there was no way I’d be able to come into work today,” said Cathy, a traveling first grade teacher in the Rockford RPS 205 school district.

Jerry estimates that the couple went through about 8 of his Magnum condoms, though, he thinks Cathy experienced, “at least 82 orgasms.”  Cathy confirmed a few facts about their 18 hour love making adventure, “I reached an orgasm at least 84 times, Jerry thinks it was 82, but I know for a fact I lost count at around 10:30 am on Wednesday.  I feel bad for Jerry, he said the magnums were too tight and prevented him from keeping up with me.  He was a trooper. That man knows how to please a woman!  I can’t wait for the weekend.”

Jerry and Cathy plan to make love all weekend.  If anyone else plans to make love for a few hours non-stop, please contact us:  [email protected]



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