Lost Love
Lost love – m4w – 28 (Rockford)
We met last December . I still dont even remember the circumstances or much else of that evening . I was blacked out drunk but I still managed to get you into my bed . I felt an instant connection with you . You made me feel at home like no other women ever has . I read you my stories and when I cried you comforted me and drew me a picture of a purple goat riding a lawnmower and then wetalked . I think you had short curly brunette hair or possibly long red or golden brown with a blonde streak , and your intials may be K.Q. or F.Z. or T.L if this sound remotely like you , please contact me . I would love to see you again .
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