Posts From Jay Vannigan
Back to homepageMan kisses Porcupine makes nose bleed
ROCKFORD– A man described as tall and thin kissed a porcupine in the woods behind Rhackford College today and made the poor little porcupine’s nose bleed.. No more information will ever be available,,
Read MoreByron Man Arrested for Having Sex with Rockford Carp
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Read MoreMan saves child from Shark
ROCKFORD—- A Rockford man vacationing in Mexico saved a small child who had wandered into the ocean Saturday morning.More on this story after we sip on some fruity ass rum drinks. If you are bored you can enjoy some limericks
Read MoreSUPER EXCITED FOR SLIDE INTO THE CITY
A young man plunged 6 stories Tuesday from a West Side high-rise, crashed through the windshield of a Lamborghini Sports car. – and lived to tell about it. “My leg! My leg!” Timothy Franklin, 22, screamed after an apparent suicide
Read MoreRockford Art Seen, Beer Drank
Rockford, IL – Staff photographer Max Bordell caught a few highlights from Friday night’s bi-annual, city-wide event, Rockford Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival. Looks like lots of art was bought to help artists pay their bills. Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival continued
Read MoreChief Tchad Beale has a little pizza slice now.
ROCKFORD- Congratulations to Chief Tchad Beale and his lovely wife Ktwanza on the birth of their first child.
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