Man saves child from Shark

Man saves child from Shark

ROCKFORD—-
A Rockford man vacationing in Mexico saved a small child who had wandered into the ocean Saturday morning.More on this story after we sip on some fruity ass rum drinks.
If you are bored you can enjoy some limericks some of our loyal readers posted in our contest .. we warn you these are not good

steve f. (Rockord)
There was a young man from Rockford
Who slept with a girl from Beloit
The unfortunate chap
Not only got clap
He also got Beloitian rash

dan g.(Byron)
There were three old women of Freeport
Who took a young man on their porch
The dirty old witches,
They pulled down his britches,
And burned his little wee wee with a torch

Sandy T (Clinton Wi)
There was a young lady from Byron
Loved penises, always admired them
She knelt on her sod
And prayed to her God
To end poverty and world hunger


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