Big Spoonful Go Bye Bye Into Baby’s Mouth and Rockford Park District Needs More Volunteers For Jobs Not Workers

Big Spoonful Go Bye Bye Into Baby’s Mouth and Rockford Park District Needs More Volunteers For Jobs Not Workers
Little Jerry Cherrystone and his single mommy, Linda, love "Breakfasts With Babies" in Rockford.

Little Jerry Cherrystone and his single mommy, Linda, love “Breakfasts With Babies” in Rockford.

Rockford, IL – What a big spoonful that little baby took into it’s little mouth by it’s mommy at Egg Harbor Restaurant in Rockford this morning!  Linda Cherrystone, a 22 year old single mom, gathered with her Thursday morning friends to eat breakfast with their tiny babies. They do it once a week she says, adding,  “All of us have babies so we call it “Breakfast With Babies!”  We have so much fun making the spoonfuls of food go bye bye into our babies mouths. My little Jerry Cherrystone loves making big spoonful go bye bye! Don’t you, Jerry? Tell the nice man from RKFDnews.com!”

Meanwhile the Rockford Park District is looking for Volunteers to provide labor tasks and time for free with assisting in keeping your neighborhood parks clean, mowed–you know, stuff your tax dollars should be hiring people to do through the Park District but there’s no more money because the Rockford School District is eating nicer lunches these days.  The PArk District is disguising their begging with a marketing campaign and program called, “Help People Enjoy Life!” Big spoonfuls!

Those needing payable work for your time and energy, efforts, need not inquire for a job through the City of Rockford but feel free to blame Dr. LaVonne Sheffield since everyone is still afraid to go after the ‘man’ in Rockford.

You will learn more when we know less, you’re welcome.  You’re, not your; Rockford morons.™

– Tchad Beale



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