Local Church Has Huge Marketing Department, Local Ad Firm Owners React Violently
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Rockford, IL – Local community church and cafe, Heart Lung Inc., showed off their huge creative department team on the popular public forum for sharing free info on the internet, Facebook. Today at a random hour, the church showed off it’s marketing team with a nice photo. Everyone seemed happy and nicely dressed which is very rare for marketing departments, let alone churches that are businesses.
Local ad firm owners (scumbags in Bergners suits or polo shirts and khakis or jeans) quickly gathered their underpaid slave designers and social media EXPERTS, as well as the jr. account executive sales reps who wear the hooker boots to get BIGGER deals, and shoveled all of them into a closet to keep them from seeing the photo on the internet that Heart Lung shared so that they wouldn’t seek work with the churchness.
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