Manhunt For Johnny Continues
Jill Sanders of Rockford says, “I’ve seen Johnny before at the park eating his lunch when I take my kids here. I had no idea he was a pot smoker. That’s too bad, he was real cute.”
Law enforcement agents are calling off an exhausting search of fields and parks near Rockford for a 23-year-old pot smoker who goes by the name of Johnny Bravo. Police officers from across the United States of America began a manhunt of Page Park and the surrounding areas when a witness reported seeing someone who could have been Johnny, of Rockford, around 2 p.m. today running half-naked through a field with a mesh hat, shoes, socks and shorts on. Bravo was seen running with two bags. One being a large black bag containing what law enforcement officials believe to be the vital remains of the very popular marijuana plant. The other bag was his lunch. Witnesses claim the suspected pot smoker had been eating his lunch without bothering anyone between two ferns. Jill Sanders of Rockford says, “I’ve seen Johnny before at the park eating his lunch when I take my kids here. I had no idea he was a pot smoker. That’s too bad, he was real cute.” The park is closed.
UPDATE: JOHNNY BRAVO IS IN CUSTODY. HE WAS CAUGHT IN NASHVILLE, TN, YESTERDAY AND IS BEING TRANSPORTED BACK TO WINNEBAGO COUNTY IN AN UNIDENTIFIED , UNDERCOVER, POLICE TRUCK THAT IS SAID TO HAVE A HORSE TRAILER ATTACHED TO IT.
We will cover this story in a separate news article when more news of his capture is shared by the all-knowing Rockford Scanner and their facebook page. Please email us with any news tips about Johnny at: [email protected]
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