Pastor Goes On “Holy Roll” Consuming 200 Swiss Cake Rolls In 9 Minutes

Pastor Goes On “Holy Roll” Consuming 200 Swiss Cake Rolls In 9 Minutes

Drake Daniels addressing Cross Current Wednesday night, prior to consuming 200 swiss cake rolls.

ROCKFORD – Pastor Drake Daniels of First Assembly of God’s Farmhouse Church took the stage Wednesday during an evening event known as Cross Current when he went into a rage or “fit” as it was later described by onlookers.

“Drake was just speaking about the body of Christ and he began grabbing from a box of Swiss Cake Rolls on the stage. There must have been hundreds of them. He just started chomping on them like an animal. He said we had to attack evil and devour it through Christ. Honestly, I was freaked out,” Jordan Spencer, 16, said.

Pastor Daniels then walked to the middle of the stage, stripped down to his underwear, and began rubbing the remaining cakes all over his body in an act some have since described as “engrossing,” “carnal,” and “the best impromptu performance since Clint Eastwood took the stage with a chair at the RNC.”

Drake is currently resting and recovering alone at his home. His Facebook page has since become very active, but Drake is certain the new requests he has gotten are from sinners, so he has yet to add them.

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