Single Pregnant Man Calls Rockford Home

Single Pregnant Man Calls Rockford Home
Jeremy Rogers, 31, of Rockford, is earth's first single dad-to-be.  His future son, Chad, is scheduled for a late fall delivery.  Mr. Rogers does not know who the mommie is yet.

Jeremy Rogers, 31, of Rockford, is earth’s first single dad-to-be. His future son, Chad, is scheduled for a late fall delivery. Mr. Rogers does not know who the mommie is yet.

Rockford, IL – Jeremy Rogers, 31, is the world’s first pregnant man.  He tells us, “I can’t wait to be the first official single dad from Rockford, IL. My child will know our name with or without mommie.”

Rogers told us that he thinks he got pregnant one night after drinking at Old Chicago in Rockford.  “It wasn’t a weekend night… I’m pretty sure it was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday night.  I think her name is Pat but I’ll find out soon.  The results won’t be available til after Chad is born.”

Chad?

“Yes, Chad.  I’m having a son!  My legacy will live on!”

Congratulations to Rockford’s Mr. Rogers for becoming planet earth’s first pregnant single dad to be!

– Jay Vannigan


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