Time is Irrelevant According to Vacationers
Rockford, IL – Gerry and Mary Lornestraps spent the new year holiday in Rockford, IL visiting family and friends.
“The thing we enjoy the most about spending time in Rockford is that it’s irrelevant. Time appears to be very irrelevant to the locals and I have the photographic proof,” said Mr. Lornestraps. “I noticed that the clocks are set to Dubai and Modesto’s time zones while driving by our hotel. I had to look at my car’s digital clock twice to realize where I actually was in the world.”
Here are a few photos that their son Matt sent us from their winter vacation (thank you, Matt!):
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