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Harry The Bunny
woke up in rockford at around 3:15am last night. my tummy hurt. tried to sleep it off but was thirsty. walked around the house with a nice warm glass of water. not feeling so parched at that point so I
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Chinese Currency to Replace American Dollar in Rockford and Winnebago County
Rockford, IL – City of Rockford’s council voted to replace the American dollar currency in exchange for the Chinese Renminbi (REN) Yuan currency. A new currency designed by Chinese economic consultants for our county–Yuan Schwen Ren Barry–has been introduced to assist
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Magic 8 Ball: Mayor Barry Will Resign To Work For Gorman & Company
Rockford, IL – Gorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our magic 8 ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the Hotel stuff, Chinese investments, and the Rockford
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Rockford, We Are Not The Onion and I Own a Yacht
Hello, it’s me again: Nate, Gene’s brother. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people
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Congratulations, Peter Cetera, 2016 Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductee!
We are the only Rockford area noose breaking operation to share this exciting news and piece of local rock and roll history: Peter Cetera, ex-member of Rockford area bands, Kal David and The Exceptions (1962) and The Exceptions (1965), has been
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Psychology Majors Stumped By Rockford Arts Organizations, Etsy Makers, Videographers, and Tee Shirt Printers
Rockford, IL – Psychology majors are having a hey-day with conducting regional reports on Rockford area arts organizations, etsy makers, videographers, and tee shirt printers who are perfecting the art of sucking off of the public teat behind the community’s back while
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