Magic 8 Ball: Mayor Barry Will Resign To Work For Gorman & Company

Magic 8 Ball:  Mayor Barry Will Resign To Work For Gorman & Company

Rockford, ILGorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our magic 8 ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the Hotel stuff, Chinese investments, and the Rockford Housing Authority projects fiasco.

All of this noose-breaking magic 8 ball stuff sort of leads the community of Rockford’s questions towards answers regarding why our mayor has taken many, many trips to China in the last two years to secure funds for a hotel that is sure to run itself into the ground that it already sits on, asbestos and all.

There is a possibility that the Magic 8 Ball is wrong. However, reoccurring buzzing noises that are coming straight from the hornets nest (downtown Rockford) to the Magic 8 Ball’s mind are rarely wrong.

Learn more, know less– welcome to Rockford where transformation and revitalization is privatized and poverty is profitable.

– Gene, Nate’s brother.


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