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Clean It Up.
Dear Resident: This notice is to inform you that RKFDNews.com has found the conditions of your city to be unacceptable. Per your Rental Agreement, we have the right to expect good housekeeping. In addition, we reserve the right to determine
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I’m So Rockford I’ll Believe River Sharks Ate a Family of Six That Fell From a Hot Air Balloon After Being Turned Away To The West Side Of Rockford By East Siders With Machine Guns
Rockford, IL – Many of you are, in fact, so Rockford that there’s nothing we can do to help you break your noose, because you can’t recognize artistic expression when it’s staring right at at ya and mocking you like
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Diana Ross Rewrites Hit For Transform Rockford
ROCKFORD– Diana Ross loves Rockford (she has a cousin from Durand) and to show her appreciation she changed the lyrics to one of her biggest hits,and promises to gives proceeds to our beloved city’s biggest political/feelgood hit of the summer
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Man Wakes Up Realizes Wife Has Been Right All Along
ROCKFORD- A Rockford man woke up Sunday morning and realized his wife has been right this whole time. Jacob Kern woke up just like every other morning but this one was different. “My wife has been telling me things for
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Transform Rockford Sex Tape Movie Released
Rockford, IL – After months of visioning, town forums, presentations and community data gathering, Transform Rockford released it’s first movie this weekend to help the city of Rockford, IL, feel better by 2025 or something close to it (according to
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The Rockford Spotted Cow Tee – Profits Breakdown
Here are the profits breakdown. You have until July 28th, 2014 to pre-order 50 shirts. It won’t be available anywhere else once this campaign has failed or succeeds. Click on the image to go to the campaign page. There
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