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Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies
Rockford, IL – The emergence of evil, unethical and greedy Rockford Ponies brought a savior for our nice, hard working horsies to our Chicago-Rockford International Airport last week. Air Horse One, a special designed Boeing 727 airplane, is making regular
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DOG BITES BABY
ROCKFORD- A very large dog bit a baby but as you probably already know there is no more information available. How often do men really think about Rockford? We’ve all been told that men think about you-know-what far too often
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MAN LOSES BOTH ARMS IN FREAK LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT
LOVES PARK- A man lost both arms Saturday morning in an accident involving a lawnmower and a large bottle of whiskey a snake and some scissors. No more information will ever be available. You snooze we booze.
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Sexy Unemployed Lady Writes Honest Letter To The Rockford
Rockford, IL – Jenny Gordon woke up as a sexy unemployed lady today in The Rockford that was looking for a new city and state to call home. She composed a letter to everyone she barely knows on Facebook last night. Here
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Community Speaks Up After Transform Rockford Vision Rally
Rockford, IL – The community felt something strong last night, and a few members of our staff were there to take it all in before spitting it back out for you. Transform Rockford, which is now an established non-profit organization (and slowly establishing itself as
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