MAN LOSES BOTH ARMS IN FREAK LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT
LOVES PARK- A man lost both arms Saturday morning in an accident involving a lawnmower and a large bottle of whiskey a snake and some scissors.
No more information will ever be available.
You snooze we booze.
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