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Locals Ask Simple Question: “How Do Fires Start In Downtown Rockford Vacant Buildings?”

Downtown Rockford leaders (lol, wealthy white people with property development interests) have answered a tough, simple, fact-seeking question on the internet, “How do fires start?”  Before we reveal their answer, we have some facts provided to us by the NFPA

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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”

The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that

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Facebook, Helping Grandma Stay Racist

The past ten years of social media advances have done a lot for Bigots, Racists and Geese. They’re no longer alone and afraid to honk, or afraid to marginalize an entire group of people, based on their race, gender identity

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Facebook Prayers Saved Grandma’s Life

Rockford- Betsy Stienbecker was dead. She flat-lined Saturday night surrounded by her loving family. Grandma Stienbecker had suffered a heart attack- most likely from all the Beffatillos she’d been consuming. After nearly an hour of trying to resuscitate Grandma, doctors

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Rockfordian Shares Brilliant Marketing Strategy With Reddit… and We Share Too!

This Rockfordian did real nice good work! They had the most successful garage sale in Northern Illinois history. You can too! Just be overly-dramatic and cynical. Complain about crime to your Facebook friends and make snarky tweets when someone gets

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What Rockford People Say on the Internet: Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt

Today’s brilliant winner of “What Rockford People Say on the Internet” is from Facebook, February 15th, 2015: Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt What does this mean? #toThineSelfBeTrue means to be a magician?  A chef? Is it in the Transform Rockford handbook of emotional

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