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What Rockford People Say on the Internet: Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt
Today’s brilliant winner of “What Rockford People Say on the Internet” is from Facebook, February 15th, 2015:
Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt
What does this mean? #toThineSelfBeTrue means to be a magician? A chef? Is it in the Transform Rockford handbook of emotional codes, hashtags and magic tricks? #WTF #LOL
I like crushed red pepper,
Chuck Toncha
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