Faith-Based Donut Shop “Glory Holes” Has Record Breaking Grand Opening

Faith-Based Donut Shop “Glory Holes” Has Record Breaking Grand Opening

Rockford — 18th Avenue was ablaze this morning, as the crowd shuffled in for the opening

of the latest faith-based coffee and donut shop. Glory Holes opened its doors to an

enthusiastic audience that was strewn around the block. “We’ve been getting calls all

week, asking when we were opening, questions about prices, you name it. The community

really seems excited about it,” said store manager Phyllis Wallace.

 

I walked down to greet the nearly 150 eagerly awaiting donut fans, each visibly overjoyed

about the new storefront. “You know, I work hard all week, and it’s nice to know that

there’s a place in town where I can get a release,” stated one anonymous crowd member.

“I think it’s really nice that you can come down here, and get a little something in you if

you want to. It’s a great way to take a load off,” another member stated. This isn’t the

first homerun for the faith-based community. A year ago almost to the day, the same

group opened up its first business (A faith-based clothing store named Cross Dressers).

By: Gilbert Grebner 


Related Articles

War Rages On: Local Broccoli Inventors Suffer Positivity Attack

Rockford, IL – War Rages On in Rockford, IL.  The battle for Auto-Zone’s parking lot on North Main Street was

5 Ways To Be Successful in Rockford, IL To Help Rockford Become An American Kingdom Once Again

Rockford, IL – One of America’s leading civic pride gurus, Bart Starsling, gave a speech at the most recent Transgress

State’s Attorney Says No To Squirt Guns, Yes To Vowels

Rockford, IL- State’s Attorney, Joe Bruscato, disappointed the Winnebago County Board and many local Caucasians last night by telling them

No comments

Write a comment
No Comments Yet! You can be first to comment this post!

Write a Comment

Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below:

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.