Flex Bentley Transforms Lorde’s “Royals” into Transform “Rockford” Anthem
Local pop star and lead singer of Pablo & The Rhythmix, Flex Bentley, has remixed Lorde’s hit song, “Royals,” into a Transform “Rockford” anthem. Some locals are not happy. Below is the hit song parody and a screen capture of comment by a local transformer on the public YouTube page suggesting that Flex uses his creativity in a manner that better suits the positivity jerkoffs in this town who are drunk on pride, or to get out of town. Nice job, Flex!
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