Naked man Fire Burning stuff

Naked man Fire Burning stuff

For the second straight day,after a tragic downtown fire a naked man had to be chased down by police.

Officers were sent to the area of Main Street and Chestnut Street for a motor vehicle accident with injuries around 12:43 p.m. When they were en route, the officers were told that one of the vehicles involved in the accident, a rusty 1976 Vulva, had left the scene driving recklessly heading westbound on Park Street. That vehicle was then reported to have crashed into a fence.
Witnesses say the man,later identified as 94-year-old Larry Morrinney crashed his car and it caught on fire. The man then started stripping and dancing on the roof of the car while smoke poured out underneath from the hood.

Local photographer/video/used car salesman Paul Byer could not believe what he was seeing.

“He got out and he jumped on top of the Vulva and banged on it. [He] took his shoes off and then he took his shirt off and then he took his pants off and then started dancing and screaming,” Byer said.
Also many people were seen dancing naked in the streets with ashes rubbed under there eyes from the Hanley building.
“It looked like a ritualistic or catholic thing” said Nancy Buttzerhoffen.


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