Rockford’s Next Mayor Contest Begins
Rockford, IL — The city of Rockford’s 2017 April mayoral election seems like it’s still months away, but the time is now to get in on the fun. RKFDnews.com would like to ask you, the people, who the next mayor should be?
Requirements: The individual can’t own property near or in downtown Rockford, nor must they be an employee of a property development, management organization, or work in law and insurance.
We are looking for people who use soap.
(Listen, it doesn’t matter. Nothing ever changes around here. It’s one of the most corrupt cities in America with the least qualified, nepotistic, selfish, private interests individuals working within and connected to city government. Don’t worry, your contestant will never win!)
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