Scare at Local Nuclear Power Plant
BYRON
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A sad cow floated over the Forest City and took a dump near the Byron Nuclear Plant before falling into the Rock River yesterday.”that shit was close!” said a worker who witnessed everything..No more information will ever be available because Byron is already funny enough..
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