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Roscoe Man Wakes Up From Longest Dream Ever and Wants You to Know All About His Secret Weight Loss Plan
Rockford, IL – Sven Fromsbrow, 44 of Roscoe, woke up from the longest dream ever before the sun rose today. He dreamt for hours about finding the secrets to achieving weight loss and stuff. He’d like to share it with
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11 Year Old Pony Shot By RKFDP
Rockford, IL – An 11-year-old pony was shot Saturday night while galloping near the Fairgrounds Valley housing project. RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers said the pony was walking with other ponies playing pony games and telling pony stories in a
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