Tent Full of Children Plowed By Semi
Around 11:40 pm several emergency personnel were responding to Rock Cut State Park, for an auto accident. Initial scanner traffic is saying a semi-truck has run over a stolen tent from Dick’s Sporting Goods. The tent was full of sleeping children. The semi then tried to flee the scene and the father of 5 of the 14 homeless children was run over. At this time, scanner traffic is saying the children have either minor or no injuries but are crying. The father has a leg injury but was able to relocate his tent and children without the help of law officials by dawn.
At the time of writing this, the semi was still on scene but was trying to flee with a bag of cheetohs he stole from the tent. When more details become available we will update this.
Update: The driver of the semi truck has fled the scene with 2 children and the bag of Cheetohs, he was described as a bearded drunk white male with a Chicago Bears mesh hat on, wearing a white Metallica shirt. Reports are stating the children are his. Stay tuned.
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