Transform Rockford Unisex Hoodie On Sale Now!
Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com and Transform_RKFD have teamed up to release a new unisex hoodie to help Rockford fight negativity. We, as citizens of the city, are so tired of having the Rockford being called miserable, violent and poor. Naughty Forbes! Go away, Yahoo! You are a liar, Wall Street Journal! We decided to do something about all the lies that hurt our Rockford feelings.
We were so inspired to start a downtown t-shirt company to fight these feelings. We thought, “What if we could possible give our profitable ideas, time, and work away so that others who are less creative and ethical than us could finally have the opportunity to quit their day jobs to open up a storefront in the heart of the city and then not pay some of our staff members on behalf of making Rockford so positive for the future of yourselves, your lady pilgrims, and your brethren?” But then we thought about making money for our ideas and creating a cash flow for more than a few people, so we scratched that idea once we realized what we lost already and made a hoodie for all of you to get positive with! Do it, #EODR! We dare you.
Transform your sh*tty business ethics and #EODR.™
– Ron Kites
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