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Number One Position for Making Sweet, Sweet Rockford Love Revealed
Rockford, IL – A 2014 study by US News Reports was released today stating that “the number one position for making sweet, sweet, sweet and delicious Rockford area love to your internet friends and family is by lying to them. Filling them with vapid emotions, a sense of pride and stroking their egos on a daily basis will transform your city into the city you believe it to be in your heart of hearts.” Click here to read the full 256 page report.
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