Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Rockford Jesus, one of many
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our village.
Monsignor Tom Dolan told the entire world today, “We are impressed by the prophets from Rockford, IL who are saving the community. We will consider one of the many Rockford Jesuses for Pope stuff.”
God speed the Forest City of Hope, Dreams, Sound and Vision to the Vatican City!
– Gilbert Grebner
Related Articles
Team Positivity Attacks RKFD News on Facebook with Internet Emotions!
Rockford, IL – The war between Rockford, IL’s, Get Positive Battalion and the Universe’s Logic Army squared off for a
Meet The Falsteems – Beautiful Family Enjoys Breakfast Downtown
Rockford, IL – Beatrice Falsteem and her husband Jerry woke up to surprise the kids. “I said to Jerry last
Large Disorderly Subjects (Lovers) Reported By Local Facebook Celebrity
Rockford, IL – Another beautiful, abstract news tip was passed to us by Rockford Scanner, one of our many Local
Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below: