Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope

Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Rockford Jesus, one of many

Rockford Jesus, one of many

Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our village.

Monsignor Tom Dolan told the entire world today, “We are impressed by the prophets from Rockford, IL who are saving the community. We will consider one of the many Rockford Jesuses for Pope stuff.”

God speed the Forest City of Hope, Dreams, Sound and Vision to the Vatican City!

– Gilbert Grebner


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