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Battle for Middle Earth Climaxes to a Pause
Rockford, IL – The battle for Middle Earth reached a climax in Rockford last night. Everyone moaned to a pause to check their smart phones for a few minutes. Minutes are now hours. Instagram feeds became overloaded touch-screens with photos
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Famous Bank Robber Stimulates Forest City With Endowment
ROCK-O-FORD, IL – The FCDBI (Forest City Dream Bureau Investigators) and local RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) are searching for a man dubbed “Penis Gun Steve”. Steve is believed to have robbed two banks earlier this year and attempted to rob
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Lays Looks to Rockford For New Flavors
ROCKFORD, IL – Lays Taytoe Chips recently introduced three new regional chip flavors that are challenging their classic BBQ, Sour Cream & Onion, and Salt & Vinegar varieties for the world’s most delicious ethnic Taytoe Chip. The famous snack company searched
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Coffee With Senor Fuhrer – Adolph Hitler and Chief Tchad Beale Drink Coffee and Discuss Opportunities
“Rockford in 2013 is very similar to when I took over Germany in 1933 – I see opportunities!” – Señor Führer, aka Adolph Hitler, interviewed below by RKFDNews.com editor, Chief Tchad Beale. Coffee With Adolph Chief Tchad Beale = RKFD
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Downtown Vigil Rallies City Against Forbes Meanies
Rockford, IL – Local artists and politicians rallied last night in downtown Rockford to pray for everyone working for Forbes Magazine. We were there to talk to a bunch of local celebrities, so that if someone inside of Forbes Magazine
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Misery Loves Your City’s Cream Puffs: Chief Tchad Beale’s State of The City’s Address to the Mayor and it’s Community’s Aspiring Cream Puffs
Rockford, IL – Editor and tribal leader of RKFDNews.com, Chief Tchad Beale, provides a state of the city address response to the Mayor and to the miserably original City of Rockford. Dear Poor People of Rockford, IL, I
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