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#Trickford Escort Discount!

#Trickford Escort Discount!

BachataSome local businesses are celebrating the City of Rockford’s “Trickford” marketing campaign differently than intended.  The region’s most reputable escort services are pimping their finest services for 50% off of their regular prices throughout the rest of the year. 

Pimps and hookers everywhere are promising exceptional blowjobs (and additional tricks) for 50% off of the total service.

There are no limits on how many times you can enjoy this incredible #Trickford deal.

yasAlso, mention these key coupon words as an added discount incentive to your escort service to receive an additional 38% off on top of the 50%:  “RACVB TTYL,” “Go Rockford Hornets,” “Graham Spencer LLC,” “Transform Rockford Register Star,” “City Market Drunk Fest,” “WREX LOCAL POSITIVE NEWS, WTF” “RRTimes LOL,” “Our City Our Story Uh, No,” “Rockford Proud,” “Happy Rockford,” “Octane Burger,” “Olympic Salad,” “Believe Rockford,” and lastly, “RKFD NEWS” when ordering your special #Trickford services and receive an additional 38% off of you services.

Cheap! 88% off throughout the entire year? Yes, cheap!

Get some of dat #Trickford pride from your favorite local escort service TODAY. (Now, if we can get some of those local ad and PR firms that do business with the city and their favorite public charities to discount their inflated rates for municipal marketing services. Transform Rockford, indeed!)

– Chet Fairway



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