Morning-After Results: Bears Win On Chad & Jenny’s Date Night
Rockford, IL – The Chicago Bears played the Dallas Cowboys in Texas last night. Meanwhile in Rockford, IL, Jenny Livingston went on a date with Chad Anderson. The young couple enjoyed their second date together at Social in downtown Rockford. A few patrons eating at the table with them called us to report details about the couple’s growing love interests in each other.
“Jenny couldn’t keep her hands above the table, and barely talked to me and my wife, Chandra. We tried talking to Chad, too, but he was more concerned with eating his pork chop meal and keeping Jenny looking at him, touching him, too. I think,” said Steve Cuanzo, a local patron who loves Social for it’s food and atmosphere.
“We love coming here to meet new people while we eat food. Chandra loves meeting new people while she eats. Everyone does, I think,” added Mr. Cuanzo. His wife Chandra sees the growing love affair between Chad and Jenny differently.
“I don’t think Chad is that serious. Jenny went to the bathroom and the first thing he says to Steve is, ‘hey man, do you know the score of the Bears game?’ This date night is killing me, I hope she’s worth sacrificing the Bears game later tonight,” said Chandra.
“He laughed, too. So did Steve. Pigs. Men are all the same, football and sex is on their minds 24/7!”
The Bears won.
If anyone knows if Jenny and Chad scored with each other after their meal at Social in sunny social downtown, Rockford, IL, please email us with stats immediately: firstname.lastname@example.org
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